Al

Growing Up is Lame and for Old People

By - April 24th, 2013 General
This year I become old. This is the big year where I get to start using the line "I'm too old for this shit". Because this year I turn 30. "Whoop-de-do Basil" I hear you say, in your finest Austin Powers impression. For starters, some of you have hit the ...
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Al

The Potential to be a Superhero

By - March 21st, 2013 General
Today I discovered [by reading a post on Facebook as opposed to doing any actual research] that there is an amazing type of metal called Gallium which has the potential to make me look like a superhero. I can sense the doubt in your mind. We both know that superheroes ...
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Al

I Can’t Help Being Clumsy

By - March 1st, 2013 General
Whenever I play The Sims I turn into quite the sadistic bastard. I will go out of my way to make my Sim suffer, because I want him to experience life in a similar way to the way I do. Recently I've been receiving responses on Twitter such as; "Come on man. ...
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