I was talking with someone the other day about tickling and how it’s a form of torture that can be used in any country. And how hugs can be used in any country aswell. And how it could be wrong for children to be allowed teddy bears.

Think about it - what is a […]

I’ve started up a Death List. If you run a company and want to ensure you don’t get on the death list, either treat me nice or bribe me by sending me free stuff!

Yesterday’s post was just a brief account of what actually happened. It was even more manic trying to fit everything in that day that was planned, and other plans getting cancelled etc.

Anyhoo, I’ve recently just got back from watching Charlie & the Chocolate Factory. Suffice to say, it’s very different from […]

It happened.

For the first time in at least two years, I’ve finally experienced the one of the most amazing things man can ever experience in his life.

That’s right - I had Ben & Jerry’s vanilla flavoured ice-cream! I was at The Trafford Centre in Manchester and there was a stall there that was […]

Damn Tesco and their imperialistic treachery! Tesco once again strive to kick me in the face nearly 9 months after they fired me. That’s right - 9 months! I could have had a baby in that amount of time!!! Well, okay, it’s not really that possible without the aid of a woman, […]