Pure Gold
General By Al - August 17th, 2005So I was on my way to a rehearsal at the theatre and a woman I know sent a txt to me by accident instead of to her husband. I’ve removed her name from the txt, but you gotta check this out;

“Hello Gorgeous. It was fantastic to speak to you. I’m glad you had a good holiday. I’ve been in the pool now and had a couple of glasses of Ricard and now feel very mellow. Speaking to you brought back all the thrill of you making love to me. I do hope we can manage a wend. xxxx”
I could not stop pissing myself. Why? Well you see, the txt message was from none-other than my supervisor at work!!!
I very quickly received another txt apologising for the content and explaining it was for her husband, and then she quickly changed subject to printer maintenance, hehe.
I later replied back with “(((Snigger)))“. I can’t wait to snigger at her in person when she’s back from holiday with her friend. There are times when I can be so cruel. Tee hee hee! :lol:


Slipped in snow. Hurt my leg. Hobbled to the tube station. Missed my train. Damn you snow!
Guus Hiddink for England manager....
This is awesome:
Wow, @zavvi is pretty useless, they sent a £70 item wrapped in a thin bag! Let's see if their customer service is any good.
@ | August 17th, 2005 at 12:38 pm
Lmao! Totally ace. Please oh please milk it for all it’s worth. Buy her a bottle of Ricard!
@ | August 17th, 2005 at 1:52 pm
She has a boy toy!!!!!! Scandalus! Controversial! (a raise guarantee!)
i agree with daintygnu, “milk it for all it’s worth”.
@ | August 17th, 2005 at 6:23 pm
OOOOO Give em something to talk about………….Sounds like a romp in the proverbial hay with the cabana boy to me
Milk it Milk it indeed
@ | August 18th, 2005 at 4:55 pm
hehe, she so meant to send that to you hoping to get a sexy response.
@ | August 22nd, 2005 at 12:15 am
Ahhhahahaha… jesus, you slay me. That was some story!!
NOW Tell me guys, who want’s Tracy Beaker, when you can have THE CHOAD!! This is true comedy .wow :O
@ | August 22nd, 2005 at 12:30 am
LOL!! Thats so funny! It could only happen to you because you’re a ledge!
So until Tracy Beaker become aware she looks likes a boy, make the CHOAD mine! (Its a copy of marvel)
@ | August 22nd, 2005 at 11:12 am
Tracey Beaker isnt a boy!! Shes a well respected german lesbian, thank you very much. (Sorry for the graphic content of this comment, but i couldnt say woman bum hooker could i
)
@ | August 22nd, 2005 at 11:14 am
I agree with David Reeves!
Dont try and look inocent now al
you big tub of love. (Just like ben and jerrys)
@ | August 24th, 2005 at 12:06 am
In relation to what Denby said.
‘(Its a copy of marvel)’
Hes got a point. You should go into mass production of The Choad commics, and i swear the suicide rate in Europe would decrease by 99% i’m tellin you!
That one percent is obviously because WHS couldnt stock them in time! Damn Smith!!
@ | February 9th, 2006 at 6:43 pm
Hahah, yeah, in regards to the first comment, buy her a bottle of Ricards