So I was on my way to a rehearsal at the theatre and a woman I know sent a txt to me by accident instead of to her husband. I’ve removed her name from the txt, but you gotta check this out;

Al pissing himself
“Hello Gorgeous. It was fantastic to speak to you. I’m glad you had a good holiday. I’ve been in the pool now and had a couple of glasses of Ricard and now feel very mellow. Speaking to you brought back all the thrill of you making love to me. I do hope we can manage a wend. xxxx”

I could not stop pissing myself. Why? Well you see, the txt message was from none-other than my supervisor at work!!! :eek:

I very quickly received another txt apologising for the content and explaining it was for her husband, and then she quickly changed subject to printer maintenance, hehe.

I later replied back with “(((Snigger)))“. I can’t wait to snigger at her in person when she’s back from holiday with her friend. There are times when I can be so cruel. Tee hee hee! :lol: