A new era has begun for this site. Just like TV channels of old, this site is now being broadcasted into the outer reaches of space. Yep – no kidding! At some point in the future, Aliens will receive and translate this blog. And from that day forth, they shall choose not to invade Earth, as my blog will prove that we’re not worth invading and if anything, we’re worth more by keeping around for mass pizza production. You gotta feel sorry for those pizzaless extra-terrestrials. They don’t even know what they’re missing.

Talking of pizza, I made some today. I’m quickly working through my stockpile of them that I have in my fridge. So anyway, I put it in the oven, came back 15 minutes later to check on it and you know how the cheese bubbles? Well there was a bubble that took up 1/3rd of the pizza and was high enough to make it believable that there was a huge rat hiding underneath the cheese! Fortunately there was no rat, otherwise I would have had to pass on the pizza. I don’t like anchovies and I don’t like rats on my pizza.

Anyway, for any extra-terrestrials that may someday read this blog, I have one message I’d like to deliver to them;

If you ever come to visit this planet – make sure you try out the play-doh!