Phoning E.T.’s home

By Al

A new era has begun for this site. Just like TV channels of old, this site is now being broadcasted into the outer reaches of space. Yep - no kidding! At some point in the future, Aliens will receive and translate this blog. And from that day forth, they shall choose not to invade Earth, as my blog will prove that we’re not worth invading and if anything, we’re worth more by keeping around for mass pizza production. You gotta feel sorry for those pizzaless extra-terrestrials. They don’t even know what they’re missing.

Talking of pizza, I made some today. I’m quickly working through my stockpile of them that I have in my fridge. So anyway, I put it in the oven, came back 15 minutes later to check on it and you know how the cheese bubbles? Well there was a bubble that took up 1/3rd of the pizza and was high enough to make it believable that there was a huge rat hiding underneath the cheese! Fortunately there was no rat, otherwise I would have had to pass on the pizza. I don’t like anchovies and I don’t like rats on my pizza.

Anyway, for any extra-terrestrials that may someday read this blog, I have one message I’d like to deliver to them;

If you ever come to visit this planet - make sure you try out the play-doh!

2 Responses to “Phoning E.T.’s home”

  1. Gravatar Icon Ollie (We love you Al!) Says:

    What?!? Al?!?! You discrace me! I thought you were pizza fanatic!! AND YOU DONT LIKE ANCHOVIES!! OMG, neither do i! Their awful…
    “Hello this is pizza express”
    “Hi can i have a pizza”
    “Umm yes
    Would you like anchovies on it”
    “OMG no!!
    Why would anyone!! You sick people”
    ~~Hangs up~~
    I think health inspectors should shut down pizza take outs and resturaunts if they do anchovies.

    Today, i saw an episode of ‘Evan Stephens’ a programme on CBBC. The episode included the main charater using this complete freak, because he had a pizza pala in his room!! Oh what a guy, a pizza resturant in you room!! Oh the heavens call.

    In relation to what i wrote up there about the anchovies. I was watching friends today. It was all about a guy Feobee was dating. He was a health inspector. He took her out some times and closed down a resturant. And almost shut down Central Perk coffe bar, i mean DUDE!! Thats a different story. I was thinking al, you could be a health inspector, go into pizza hut, for instance. And close it down because someone ‘accidently’ flooded the toilets. And have all the pizza for yourself. Obviously youd have to give me some, and send the guys from the hit channel 4 series ‘Lost’ a bite to eat to. They must be starving.

    Ollie-Hangin up

  2. Gravatar Icon daintygnu Says:

    ha ha. pizza, aliens, sex, magic.

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