I’m at work as I write this which is not a good idea for 3 reasons;

I could get caught, and considering that this is not work then I could get into a lot of trouble for it.
There are things on this website that I’d rather not reveal to other members of staff here.
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Okay, had another bizarre dream last night. It seems that the only reason why I woke up was because I needed to see the coin maker. WHO THE HELL IS THE COIN MAKER? And why on earth did I need to see him? They weren’t even english coins!!!

I love my mouse, I love my mouse, I love my mouse, I love my mouse… but it stopped working. My Mighty Mouse would scroll up, but not down. Turns out they’re really sensitive to dust and all it needed was the little ball to be rubbed gently with a damp cloth. […]

I turned up at school. Or work. It’s still weird thinking that at 22 I still go to High School, but at least I get paid for it. Actually, that reminds me of how at the end of the day I was walking down the corridor and saw a 6th-form student sweeping […]

Men. That’s right. Men. 2 of them to be exact. Plus 1 father. That’s 2+1 = 3. 3 Men. In my house.

That’s (1+1+1)-x=total number of additional men that I want in my house, where x=3. Now for those having trouble following, that’s 3-3=0. 0 […]