Hello everyone, my name is Dave. Before we start our little relationship online i would first like to say “Peanutbutterpumphernickleweinstein”. Now that that is out of the way, we can begin.

As I try to keep up with Al’s level of …..of….imaganation, i would like to say that things are going to be a little stranger […]

I was on the phone to my friend Dave. He said he was in Manchester. I asked where abouts. He said Salford. He said he was trying to sort out a bus back to Warrington. I said “Don’t be silly, I’ll pick you up”. He said “Are you sure?” […]

We had a fashion show at the school. It took aaaages to prepare and set up and everything. Someone stupidly rushed all the models onstage at once. It lasted 10 minutes. It sucked. Sometimes I feel that watching a balloon burst would have been more exciting and fulfilling. It […]

YEAARRGHHHHH!!!

So many things happened since my last post, so many things either wanted to say or rant about or just generally write so that I could look back later on and see what an idiot I’ve been. And I’ve not had chance to write about any of it. One thing I’ve learned is […]

I am at work and it seems to me as though everytime I look outside my office window, I am witness to the death of a leaf. One by one the leaves are falling off the trees and yet nobody mourns. Why do they not mourn? Is it because the leaves are […]