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The Best Times

By Dave - November 27th, 2005 General

Hello everyone, my name is Dave. Before we start our little relationship online i would first like to say "Peanutbutterpumphernickleweinstein". Now that that is out of the way, we can begin. As I try to keep up with Al's level of .....of....imaganation, i would like to say that things are going ...

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Why “Where are you?” is an important question

By Al - November 23rd, 2005 General

I was on the phone to my friend Dave. He said he was in Manchester. I asked where abouts. He said Salford. He said he was trying to sort out a bus back to Warrington. I said "Don't be silly, I'll pick you up". ...

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The fashion show

By Al - November 23rd, 2005 General

We had a fashion show at the school. It took aaaages to prepare and set up and everything. Someone stupidly rushed all the models onstage at once. It lasted 10 minutes. It sucked. Sometimes I feel that watching a balloon burst would have been more ...

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The silence is deafening

By Al - November 23rd, 2005 General

YEAARRGHHHHH!!! So many things happened since my last post, so many things either wanted to say or rant about or just generally write so that I could look back later on and see what an idiot I've been. And I've not had chance to write about any of it. ...

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There’ll never be a party on my face

By Al - November 14th, 2005 General

I am at work and it seems to me as though everytime I look outside my office window, I am witness to the death of a leaf. One by one the leaves are falling off the trees and yet nobody mourns. Why do they not mourn? Is ...

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Best. Night. Ever.

By Al - November 10th, 2005 General, Transportation

I've just got back from seeing Ross Noble's 'Randomist' tour. The show was FRIGGIN HILARIOUS from the moment he emerged from a big inflatable splodge right up until the very end!!! That dude is one of the most awesome comedians ever - his sense of timing and random ...

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Woof

By Al - November 5th, 2005 General

Have you ever felt that dogs might be smarter than we think? That perhaps they even have a sense of humour? Like perhaps maybe they're just buying their time before they become the ruling species on the planet, almost as though they're thinking "we'll let them have their ...

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