I’ve just got back from seeing Ross Noble’s ‘Randomist’ tour. The show was FRIGGIN HILARIOUS from the moment he emerged from a big inflatable splodge right up until the very end!!! That dude is one of the most awesome comedians ever – his sense of timing and random humour and improvisation and basically everything is truly outstanding. If you’ve never heard of Ross Noble then I recommend you go out – buy his DVD, buy tickets to see his show, anything you can to see how good this guy is!

I even spoke with him! During the interval I spotted some guys that were 6th formers at the school I work at and not long into the second half, they got up to leave. But Ross spotted them – and asked them what the hell they thought they were doing? “We’ve got a bus to catch” they replied. They ended up leaving and I shouted to Ross that I worked at their school and that I’d fill them in on what they’d missed. And we had a bit of a talk and he was basically hilarious. There’s no point in explaining it further cos it’s one of those ‘you had to be there’ things.

I’ve also discovered new things today. I like discovering new things. ‘Cos they’re new! I have discovered;

1. Shloer now comes in awesome small glass bottles with screw on caps – i.e. portable Shloer!!! Even better – you don’t even need a bloody bottle opener!
2. Two empty cartons of Ribenna aren’t enough to make a chicken
3. Tilt’s tilting the wrong way!

Yep, that’s right. Before, he was tilting (quite severely) on the passenger side. Now he’s starting to tilt toward the drivers side. Poor Tilt. Always suffering from excess tiltage.