The fashion show

By Al

We had a fashion show at the school. It took aaaages to prepare and set up and everything. Someone stupidly rushed all the models onstage at once. It lasted 10 minutes. It sucked. Sometimes I feel that watching a balloon burst would have been more exciting and fulfilling. It really sucked. As in, it sucked ass. Repeatedly. Through a straw.

Now just to erase that image from your mind, something happened to me not long before the show started, I went to Tesco for some food (which is about 5 minutes drive away). Note that this is the same Tesco I’ve been going to ever since it was built about 3 years ago or so. It’s the same Tesco I used to work at. It’s situated about the same distance from my house as the school is, but in the opposite direction. I’ve walked there and back countless times, driven there and back loads of times and what happened to me on my way back this one faitful night?

I got lost.

The traffic turning right was terrible, so I turned left to try and go through the back roads. Long story short, the back roads look different at night. Fortunately my super-powered sense of direction (aka blind luck) led me back to the school just in time for the show.

Only I could get lost driving back from Tesco. :(

2 Responses to “The fashion show”

  1. Gravatar Icon Helen Says:

    you got lost going to tesco!??! but you practically live there!!

  2. Gravatar Icon Al Says:

    I know. :(

    They fired my ass cos they got greedy and for that I hate them. But the food they sell tastes so goooooooooood!

    And they sell Shloer too!!! I think I’m about to hit Shloer withdrawal again. :(

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