Blimey

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Well, what can I say? At the time of writing, the number of comments on the last post is at a staggering 200!!!. That's mostly due to flyakite and Lea having an argument over monkeys, bananas and what you call 2 weeks - but I'll leave that up ...
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A goat, an email and a monkey…

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Right now my eyes are smouldering with the blackened smoke left from earlier when my dad regrettably burnt his meal. In otherwords, they sting like a puppy's mother! (I didn't want to go with the 'B' word so early on in a post...) Earlier today I had a bit ...
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Yo Wuliton

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You've got to love Spam e-mails, you really do. In fact I just received one this morning that was Cc'd to my sister and someone else that I've never heard of. Apparently, this person who signs his name 'Ben', is under the mistaken impression that my name is 'Wuliton'. ...
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Never leave South Park

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I never really understood South Park when it first aired. Four pre-teen children who constantly swore, with one of them having to endure death repeatedly episode after episode, whilst the fat kid has to suffer the agony of having an alien probe inside his rectum? But somewhere during ...
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I love Shloer

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It's the best, the nicest, the most wonderful fizzy drink that I have ever encountered. It is called Shloer and I love it. :D But what have I done? I've gone and given it up for Lent, along with all ...
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Life without Shloer: Day 22

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Those who know me will know that I've met a fantastic girl recently. To put it simply - she's amazing. Just to set the record straight - we're not going out, we've agreed to stay friends for the time being. I for one don't want to rush ...
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Losing time

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In the comments of my last post, Justin posted the following message; hey this is a random comment, but has anyone ever locked their keys in their car? I just did for the first time last night… Felt like a complete moron…. Personally I believe that keys are a terrible invention. ...
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