SCHLUMBERGER!

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Yesterday people were digging up my garden. Now they're filling it up with concrete. Normally I'd be worried, like the time that I woke up, looked outside and realised that the trees in my garden were missing. I went outside to investigate, and the top half of all our trees were ...
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Revoked

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Today I got home to find something so terrible, so evil... that I can't even begin to describe it! (Actually I can and so I will...) I found a letter from the courts. I now have a £120 fine for the car accident I was involved in, along with 5 points ...
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Life without Shloer: Day 1

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Well, I've been officially off Shloer and all other fizzy, caffeine-infused drinks. And it's tough. Really tough. But do you know what's tougher? Trying to balance a fully-grown adult rhino on one finger. But I'm not balancing rhinos am I? No - I'm trying ...
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