Those who know me will know that I’ve met a fantastic girl recently. To put it simply - she’s amazing. Just to set the record straight - we’re not going out, we’ve agreed to stay friends for the time being. I for one don’t want to rush into anything anyway so I’m […]

In the comments of my last post, Justin posted the following message;

hey this is a random comment, but has anyone ever locked their keys in their car? I just did for the first time last night… Felt like a complete moron….

Personally I believe that keys are a terrible invention. For me though, I find […]

Yesterday people were digging up my garden.

Now they’re filling it up with concrete.

Normally I’d be worried, like the time that I woke up, looked outside and realised that the trees in my garden were missing. I went outside to investigate, and the top half of all our trees were lying on the grass. […]

Today I got home to find something so terrible, so evil… that I can’t even begin to describe it!

(Actually I can and so I will…)

I found a letter from the courts. I now have a £120 fine for the car accident I was involved in, along with 5 points on my licence. I […]

Well, I’ve been officially off Shloer and all other fizzy, caffeine-infused drinks. And it’s tough. Really tough. But do you know what’s tougher? Trying to balance a fully-grown adult rhino on one finger. But I’m not balancing rhinos am I? No - I’m trying to not drink Shloer, and […]