I’m sorry folks, but I’m afraid that there’s going to be a delay on the next podcast due to problems with Steve. He’s back at the hospital and waiting for spare parts to come in. Poor Steve. Again. And again.

If it wasn’t for the fact that there’s been a podcast released this week then I would be a bit more worried, but at least there’s that for you to listen to. In the meantime, there’s nothing stopping you from sending us questions you’d like us to answer on the next podcast - [pretty much] anything goes.

Today I’ve got another driving lesson (that’s right, since having my licence revoked I still haven’t got it back yet but my test is very soon and I can’t see me having any problems (famous last words, right?).

I’m not sure how I’m going to pay for my lesson today. I was going to the cash machine yesterday but it charges per transaction, so I decided that rather than waste ₤1.50 I’d use that money to buy some Shloer and get cashback. Unfortunately I was walking to fast and wasn’t paying much attention and then I walked {{{SMACK}}} into some automatic doors before they’d had chance to open. They just did’t see me coming. I was dazed, and I remember getting myself some Shloer but I didn’t get any cash back. I was a little dubious at first as to what I was actually supposed to be buying in there until I saw the Shloer and remembered. Either that or just seeing Shloer and having a compulsion to buy a bottle is just a reflex action?

As I sit here writing this at the school I work at, I’ve just had a message come up on my phone. Someone has tried to pair their phone with mine over bluetooth. That’s stupid as you need to enter in a code which they’re not going to be able to do without access to my phone (idiots) but meh, they’re just kids. So I did a scan for all bluetooth phones in the area. Here’s the list of what I found;

1. John
2. Sex God
3. Big Sam
4. xXx MeLiS xXx

Now I’m sat here wondering whether or not I should bluejack them? I don’t have to do it the old fashioned way either because I installed a file browser & task manager on my phone which (incidentally) happens to have a bluejacking tool in it. Handy huh?

Oooh - a few more have joined the list. Now, one of these additional ones I don’t write in order to offend. Instead, it’s just there to show you and give you an accurate record of what it is that’s currently being displayed on my phone;

1. John
2. Sex God
3. Big Sam
4. xXx MeLiS xXx
5. HAYDN
6. xXxlauzxXx
7. $te
8. xXxLuvly LadyxXx
9. Fuck leeds im HULL

Now I can determine two things. It’s easy to tell which phones belong to girls (because they often surround their names with lots of ‘x’s (trust me, I’ve seen plenty of them). The other thing is that guys prefer to write messages that are self descriptive (or at least so in their minds).

And I’ve selected my target and I’ve just bluejacked Sex God with “I can see you…”

Lets see how well he’ll be able to ‘perform’ with that kind of paranoia running around his mind.

“Who is it?”
“Who could it be?”
“Are they watching me right now?”

So many questions. It’s probably just a 12 year old kid anyway. You know what these kids are like for boasting about such matters.

I was about to bluetooth the message “You’re no sex god” but unfortunately the bell’s just gone and he’s now out of range. Oh well, there’s always this lesson next week. Or the week after (seeing as we have a week off for half-term - woo - gotta love the perks of this job).

I miss Steve.

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