I could start this off with “Why do feet look like deformed hands?”, or “why do hands look like deformed feet?”, or even “Why did a guy called Floorgasm post a photo in a chatroom of a naked woman riding a bicycle with a dildo attached to the seat which bobs in a vertical motion as she rides it?”

That was weird.

Tho I suppose it’s no surprise considering his name; “Floorgasm”. He must really like floors.

Anyways, I was in the mood for some salad so I went to Tesco. But when I got there I noticed all the newspapers had gone. True, newspapers don’t taste nice with salad but I thought getting one to read would be nice whilst I ate, but they were all gone to go back to the distributors.

Then I went to get the salad. But there was no salad. In fact, that whole section seemed pretty bare. So I went to get some steak.

There was virtually no steak.

All there was was steak for casseroles and mince meat. And there wasn’t much of that either. In fact, Tesco were starting to look very out of stock of most things. Are they closing down? They were even sold out of Shloer!!!

I’m beginning to suspect that Tesco are the victim of the bears outside. I strongly believe that those bears ransacked the entire place. They’re like that, ya know…

It was a late night shop for me because I’d spent the evening waiting for Dave to come over to record the next episode of The Choad Show. I called him as he was on his way back from work at which point he said he’d be over in a little while.

I waited. And waited. I got hungry. I waited some more. I didn’t want to leave incase he came over whilst I was out getting food.

At 9:30pm I phoned him again. He’d started helping his dad with something and didn’t let me know. Apparently as soon as he finished he was going to go to bed. And still, he wouldn’t have called to let me know.

At first Thursday seemed to be the best day to record the show so that we could get a friday release. That might not be the case. What we might do is record on the weekend or earlier in the week. I’m hoping that we can set one night each week so that we can get them out regularly so that you know when to expect a release rather than having to guess.

Dave, if you’re reading this - I want a schedule dagnabbit!!!

However, we should be recording it Friday night. And as it’s the 3rd episode, we’re going to have a special treat in the form of a 3rd speaker. That’s right, we’re going to have a special guest on The Choad Show. Theatre go’ers from the Congleton area in Cheshire might very well recognize the name; Marnix Van Der Kraan.

Marnix is a very well known local singer who’s made some fantastic performances in musicals at Daneside Theatre and after going on a long break from entertainment to focus on family life, he’s coming back to entertain people as the lead singer for a band called Kingstate. So he’ll be on the show to answer a few questions and experience The Choad for himself.

But something else we want to do is give you the opportunity to ask some questions. You’re welcome to ask questions for myself, Dave or our guest Marnix. They can be serious or random & stupid - any topic goes, no questions barred. We have a few questions from people already (some of them are very random). So if you haven’t put forward a question now’s your chance.

Maybe you want to know what our favourite colour is? Maybe you want to know if we’ve ever been sodomized by an alien with a pet rock called ‘Alfie’? (Which we haven’t, by the way). Maybe you want to know if one of us would like to be? Or maybe you’re just confused by the complexities of choosing a decent pair of socks and want our advice? It can be literally anything.

Just leave your question as a comment or use the Contact page if you want to ask it in private. We’ll give you a shout out and try to answer as many questions as we can. Just remember that if your question isn’t to all of us that you specify who it’s aimed at (either Dave, myself [Al] or our guest, Marnix).

Expect a release on Saturday (Sunday at the very latest). In the meantime get others to listen to the other two choadtastic episodes - now’s the best time to do it as they won’t have to commit as much time catching up.

Al out.

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