I want to go home. And kill nazis. With a fork. I wish Call of Duty 2 came with forks. Maybe it was so that on multiplayer games people wouldn’t go fork themselves? Or each other. Hence the whole “multiplayer” thing. That could be their multiplayer advertising campain;

“Go fork yourself, fork a friend, or even fork your dog! You can fork just about anything with nipples! Who do you want to go fork today?”

They shouldn’t let me out in public….

That is why god created restraining orders