Well today was weird. Yesterday I had one of the deputy head’s ask me to do a powerpoint for him for this morning’s assembly. I thought “Powerpoint? Bah, screw that… I’m not making a slide for every image he wants and then stretching each image and then figuring out the timing for the music etc…”

So I made it in a few minutes with iDVD.

And lo and behold, this morning I have made two more possible mac-converts. I love being a switchmaster! (A little term I’ve coined just now for the sake of this post).

Except there was one minor problem. Just before the assembly, straight after setting up the projector in the hall… it broke. The projector actually died. We only just managed to get a beast of a replacement which took ages to warm up (it’s stone-age technology in comparisson) but at least the DVD worked. Though in my defence… wasn’t anything to do with Apple technology lol.

And whilst you’re probably sat there thinking “He’s a bloody Mac zealot”, think again. I can actually back up everything I say. Luke is one example. I’ve never met Luke, he thinks Dave might be gay, and no doubt he’ll post on here to back me up on the whole Apple thing. Please Luke? Please? Buddy? Pal?!?

Anyhoo, on to more important things;

This week’s podcast

…is unlikely to happen. I’m not ruling it out, but I’m not entirely sure it’ll go ahead. This is unfortunately due to reasons beyond my control (i.e. Dave). Recent events due to unknown circumstances (i.e. Dave) have meant that this week pre-planned arrangements aren’t able to go ahead as planned. This would be because an unnamed person (i.e. Dave) has a date with a member of the opposite sex (i.e. a girl). The aforementioned event (i.e. giggity) does not happen until tomorrow night, but this evening Dave needs to catch up on sleep (i.e. so that he does not pass out in front of his date).

I apologise on behalf of Dave, but wish him and his date the very best. And that angry crazed flesh-eating ticks fly out of her nipples. (Not really, but they do say that it’s the thought that counts).

On a more postive note, there is possibility of a backup plan (aptly named ‘Plan B’), but I shall have to see how that pans out. Stay tuned.

What the hell is a prism bandit?

That would be me! Today I was online and decided to take two brilliant things; bandits and prisms, and marry the two words together to become a Prism Bandit… a bandit unto prisms.

Beware me. I shall not fear thee. For I am; THE PRISM BANDIT! I shall steal all the colours of the spectrum and shall make them mine… visible and non-visible! This force… this prismic force, I shall use against my enemies to thwart them and steal their secret stashes of Shloer with my bandit-like wiles. None of you could even dare stand against me, for my prismic powers will render you blind. Blindness is a terrible disease which leaves people helpless and unable to tell the difference between a man and a woman until it’s far too late…! So yes men, once you’ve tried to destroy me and been left blind, that next little filly that you try to chat up won’t be quite what you expected; because there’s just some things that will definately piss you off about them – That moment that you reach down between her legs… yeah, it’s those little things.

Just leave the transvestite alone, would ya? Blindness isn’t an excuse. And you still owe me Shloer. Obey the Prism Bandit. OBEY!!!

Just to end on a serious note (yes I know and spoil the fun); I just want to say that I’ve not met this girl whom Dave is going out on a date with, but from the sounds of it she’s really nice and I do hope they get on well. It’s about time he started going after girls with a brain, lol (no offence to anyone he’s previously dated).

Will someone just hand me a gun so I can kill myself now before someone else does….?!?