The Penis Game

By Al

Someone posted the following on their MySpace bulletin and it looked like such a fun idea that not only have I joined in, but I’ve decided to put it on here aswell so that you all can join in too!

Lets see how many people we can get to play… The name of the game says it all…. all you have to do is copy this bulletin into a new one. Take the name of a movie and replace one of the words with PENIS. Don’t forget to put your name on it - then we can all see how perverted our friends are. NO REPEATS!!!

1) Bob- The Longest Penis (yard)
2) Liz- Memoirs of a Penis (Geisha)
3) Michelle - Penis-world (Under)
4) Colton - Lord of The Penis (rings)Retern of The Penis (king)
5) Cory - Grandmas Penis (Boy)
6) Mandy-The Penis Express (Polar)
7) Buddah-The Lord Of The Penis (Rings)
8) Koochie-Down to Penis (you)
9) brokedown penis (palace)
10) Dude, Where’s My Penis (Car)
11) Harold And Kumar Go To White Penis (Castle)
12) Krissy- Lady In The Penis (water)
13) Matt- A Penis To Remember (Walk)
14) Rosie - Charlie and the Chocolate Penis (Factory)
15) angi - texas penis massacre (chainsaw)
16) kasia — Saving Private Penis (ryan)
17) Rizzo - American Pie presents Penis Camp (Band)
18) Mandy- Along came a penis (spider)
19) Rick- The phantom penis (Menace)
20) Sophia - Monster Penis (House )
21) Mike - You, Me and Penis (Dupree)
22) Amanda - Kiss the penis (Girls) my kinda movie ;)
23) YYZpoet - A Penis Called Desire (Streetcar)… STELLAAAAAA
24) Shay ~ Romancing the Penis (Stone)
25) karl- lock stock and two smoking penis’s (barrels)
26) mary - American History Penis (X)
27) Max - Big penis in little china (trouble)
28) Mirror Garak - Time Penis (cop)
29) Parnoid - Bridget Jones’s Penis (Diary)
30) Alastair (me) - How to Lose a Penis in 10 Days (Guy)

Plus, seeing as “Choad” also means ‘penis’, it just seemed right for it to be on here….

I seriously went through my entire movie collection replacing each title with the word “penis” and seeing as I have over 350 movies, that was a lot of penis.

Some of my favourites included;

Back to the Penis (Future)
Penis Runner (Blade)
Inner Penis (Space)
Penis Wars (Star)
Buffalo Penis (Soldiers)
Child’s Penis (Play)
Final Penis (Destination)
Hollow Penis (Man)
You’ve Got Penis (Mail)
Penis or Something Like it (Life)
Big Momma’s Penis (House)
Minority Penis (Report)
Finding Penis (Nemo)
Penis Inc (Monsters)
Another Penis (You)

….the list is endless.

Dead Man’s Penis (Curve)
Give Me a Penis (Break)
Down Penis (Periscope)
Small Penis (Soldiers)
Big Penis (Daddy)
The Ballad of Big Penis (Al)
Changing Penis (Lanes)
She’s All Penis (That)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis (Dragon)
Matchstick Penis (Men)
007: The Penis is Not Enough (World)
The Secret of my Penis (Success)
Four Weddings and a Penis (Funeral)

….see, I could literally go on forever

So what are you waiting for? GET POSTING YOUR IDEAS!!! And get your friends to post theirs. I’d love to see a huge penis… list.

The Hard Penis (Way)
Final Fantasy: The Penis Within (Spirits)

Okay I’ll stop now, it’s your turn. Except on here you can throw in as many suggestions as you want. :)

14 Responses to “The Penis Game”

  1. Gravatar Icon Ninja Cinders Says:

    Aq, are you trying to tell us something :p You really have a thing about penis’s dontcha :p

    (going to hide now)

  2. Gravatar Icon Al Says:

    Jaw Drop

    Omg no!

  3. Gravatar Icon Fran Says:

    How about Kiss kiss Bang Penis (Bang) hehe :D

  4. Gravatar Icon justin Says:

    Penis On A Plane!

  5. Gravatar Icon Al Says:

    Oooh - I’m guessing that’s Snakes on a Plane? The new Samuel L Jackson movie? Nice.

    Keep em comin - you’re not restricted to one lol.. :)

  6. Gravatar Icon Ninja Cinders Says:

    Get Penis Or Die Trying (Rich)
    The Penis Tuner Of Earthquakes (Piano)
    Walk The Penis (Line)
    The Fast And The Furious Penis Drift (Tokyo)
    Big Mommas Penis (House)
    Cheaper By The Penis 2 (Dozen)
    The Legend Of Penis (Zorro)

  7. Gravatar Icon Al Says:

    Lol - fantastic!!! I love that first one

  8. Gravatar Icon Ninja Cinders Says:

    Nanny McPenis (McPhee)
    Lemony Snickets A Series of Unfortunate Penis’s (Events)
    In Her Penis (Shoes)
    Brokeback Penis (Mountain)
    Good Night And Good Penis (Luck)
    The Lost Penis (City)
    Adam And Penis (Steve)
    Miami Penis (Vice)
    Lady In The Penis (Water)
    My Super Ex Penis (Girlfriend)
    Scary Penis 4 (Movie)
    Hard Penis (Candy)
    Little Penis (Man)
    Motor Penis Massacre (Home)
    Penis About Town (Man)

  9. Gravatar Icon Lillian and Dimitri Says:

    Ok , Dim and I comprised our penis list together. Sorry if there are repeats but yall listed to many for us to read them all. anyway here goes :

    Return of the Penis (Jedi)
    Penis Floats (Hope)
    Monsters Penis (inc)
    Beauty and the Penis (Beast)
    The Little Penis (Mermaid)
    The Jungle Penis (Book)
    Three Men and a Penis (Baby)
    Lady and the Penis (Tramp)
    XPenis (Men)
    All Penis go to Heaven (Dogs)
    Pirates of the Penis (Carrabean)
    Run away Penis (Bride)
    Not Another Teen Penis (Movie)
    She’s the Penis (Man)
    Roger Penis (Rabbit)
    Penis City (Sin)
    Diary of an angry black penis (woman)
    Hot Penis (Shots)
    Princess of the Penis (Bride)
    Penis Balls (Space)
    Monster in Penis (Law)
    The Step Penis (Mother)
    Charlottes Penis (Web)
    Penis Incredibles (The)
    House of Penis (wax)
    White Penis (Chicks)
    Penis: Front Line (Vietnam)
    The Penis who Shagged Me (Spy)
    Penis Perfect (Picture)
    Meet the Penis (Parents)
    Penis Away (Cast)
    Penis Rouge (Moulin)
    Penis Raider (Tomb)
    Return to Penis (me)
    Penis Women Want (What)
    On Deadly Penis (Ground)
    Penis Game (Spy)
    Penis Angels (Charlie’s)
    Mr. Penis (Deeds)
    Little Penis (Nicky)
    10 things i hate about Penis (you)
    Wag the Penis (dog) alsp Penis the Dog (Wag)
    Feeling Penis (Minnesota)

  10. Gravatar Icon justin Says:

    ROFL wow people are putting a lot of work into this =p

  11. Gravatar Icon Luke Says:

    I LIKE TO PUT MY PENIS IN THINGS (PENIS)

    I love home movies.

  12. Gravatar Icon Matt Says:

    Penis Jones and the Temple of Doom?

  13. Gravatar Icon lea Says:

    Primal Penis (fear) :D

  14. Gravatar Icon chris Says:

    penis returns (superman)

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