Episode 10: Addicted to Porn

I hope all of you in the UK are having a good Bank Holiday Monday. I don’t think people in the states have those? Seriously, if you don’t and you’ve never experienced one – you should go to your local bank with a bucket and spade, pitch a tent in there and camp out in view of your favourite cashier.

So anyway, here’s our 10th installment of The Choad Show for you (wooo double-figures!). We had a special guest on the show in the form of one of my old college-buddies and he and Dave clicked on the topic of, unsurprisingly; women!

We also manage to throw in a bit of chav-bashing for ya

Description:
Al introduces Dave to his friend Marc who both find that they went to the same University at the same time without ever meeting. Under the influence of alcohol, they discuss Sheffield, porn and stripclubs whilst Al pretty much leaves them to it. Featuring more music by Michael Hutchinson.

Incase you’re wondering why “Under the influence of alcohol” is such a big deal to be in the description, well it’s not really but if you compare Dave at the beginning to Dave at the end then you can actually hear him starting to get a li’l drunk as time goes on.

We’ll be having a week’s break as I’ll be away doing youth work but we will be back the following week with more choadery goodness! So stay tuned…

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6 Responses to “Episode 10: Addicted to Porn”

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   justin Says:
   @ | August 28th, 2006 at 6:57 pm

   al you should totally go! If I had to do it once, so should you!!!

   it’s actually a funny story… too long to type out here, but it ended with me telling the stripper she smelled really good, lol.

    
    
    
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   Al Says:
   @iMcFly | August 28th, 2006 at 7:37 pm

   :blink: Then, erm… tell it?

    
    
    
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   justin Says:
   @ | August 28th, 2006 at 7:49 pm

   bah, alright, after i get home from work, ill type it out

    
    
    
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   Al Says:
   @iMcFly | August 28th, 2006 at 8:08 pm

   yay! Looking forward to it

    
    
    
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   justin Says:
   @ | August 29th, 2006 at 12:15 am

   so i used to work an operations building in the center of 5 camps. in the building they had a warehouse full of camp-like supplies (magic markers, snorkels, megaphones, hershey’s chocolate, and megaphones). in this warehouse were mostly guys, and the girls who worked there kinda resembled guys anyway (mostly).

   there’s this new secretary, really pretty good looking, ya know. however we were always so busy in the back that we’d hardly pay attention to her. so she kept trying to get our attention and failing… so one day on her way out she was like “yeah I’ve got the early shift at Smiles tonight” and walked away. our mouths (since we were all guys) dropped, as Smiles is a local strip club here. so we’re talking and we all decide that we’re all gonna go and see her strip, lolol. believe me though, i was one of the last ones to join in on the idea–but the peer pressure finally got to me.

   so 8:00pm on the dot comes along and we all come zoooming up to Smiles. It was the first time all 20 of us ever showed up on time for anything. We’re all kinda standing in the parking lot, wondering who’s gonna make the first move to go in… when the secretary (her name was Jillian) comes walking out of the bushes. she had totally duped us… she didnt work there at all, but at least had the face to show up and say it herself.

   but anyway while we were there we figured we might as well go in anyway lol. she came in too and bought us all lapdances, rofl. we later found out that the cowgirl (who happened to be like the only really good looking one) didnt even like guys lol. so anyway, we all get our lapdances… of course I tried to escape mine, but my friends wouldnt let me get out of it. i have to say though, she smelled really good… kinda this strawberry scent… so i thought i’d be polite and tell her she smelled good. all she responded with was “i try.” my friends got a big kick out of that later on though.

   so yeah, if i did, you should do it toooo!

   btw before that, only kate (dave’s sister) knew that story but probably forgot it cuz she was kinda tipsy when i told her that. but alas, now everyone knows

    
    
    
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   Al Says:
   @iMcFly | August 29th, 2006 at 12:20 am

   OMG!!! That’s fantastic!!!

   That was really sneaky of Jillian though! :erm:

    
    
    

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