Comments on: Episode 10: Addicted to Porn http://www.thechoad.com/2006/08/28/episode-10-addicted-to-porn/ The Chronicles of a Dumbass (or as it\'s more commonly known; \"The Choad\") is an insight into the random minds of Al Berry & Dave Guymer.They\'re random, not what you\'d call \"normal\" but most of all, they\'ll make you glad you\'re still you. Sat, 31 Jul 2010 01:18:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5 by: justin http://www.thechoad.com/2006/08/28/episode-10-addicted-to-porn/#comment-1723 Mon, 28 Aug 2006 18:57:11 -0400 http://www.thechoad.com/2006/08/28/episode-10-addicted-to-porn/#comment-1723 al you should totally go! If I had to do it once, so should you!!! =p it's actually a funny story... too long to type out here, but it ended with me telling the stripper she smelled really good, lol. al you should totally go! If I had to do it once, so should you!!! =p

it’s actually a funny story… too long to type out here, but it ended with me telling the stripper she smelled really good, lol.

]]> by: Al http://www.thechoad.com/2006/08/28/episode-10-addicted-to-porn/#comment-1724 Mon, 28 Aug 2006 19:37:04 -0400 http://www.thechoad.com/2006/08/28/episode-10-addicted-to-porn/#comment-1724 :blink: Then, erm... tell it? :blink: Then, erm… tell it?

]]> by: justin http://www.thechoad.com/2006/08/28/episode-10-addicted-to-porn/#comment-1725 Mon, 28 Aug 2006 19:49:34 -0400 http://www.thechoad.com/2006/08/28/episode-10-addicted-to-porn/#comment-1725 bah, alright, after i get home from work, ill type it out bah, alright, after i get home from work, ill type it out

]]> by: Al http://www.thechoad.com/2006/08/28/episode-10-addicted-to-porn/#comment-1726 Mon, 28 Aug 2006 20:08:23 -0400 http://www.thechoad.com/2006/08/28/episode-10-addicted-to-porn/#comment-1726 yay! Looking forward to it :) yay! Looking forward to it :)

]]> by: justin http://www.thechoad.com/2006/08/28/episode-10-addicted-to-porn/#comment-1727 Tue, 29 Aug 2006 00:15:29 -0400 http://www.thechoad.com/2006/08/28/episode-10-addicted-to-porn/#comment-1727 so i used to work an operations building in the center of 5 camps. in the building they had a warehouse full of camp-like supplies (magic markers, snorkels, megaphones, hershey's chocolate, and megaphones). in this warehouse were mostly guys, and the girls who worked there kinda resembled guys anyway (mostly). there's this new secretary, really pretty good looking, ya know. however we were always so busy in the back that we'd hardly pay attention to her. so she kept trying to get our attention and failing... so one day on her way out she was like "yeah I've got the early shift at Smiles tonight" and walked away. our mouths (since we were all guys) dropped, as Smiles is a local strip club here. so we're talking and we all decide that we're all gonna go and see her strip, lolol. believe me though, i was one of the last ones to join in on the idea--but the peer pressure finally got to me. so 8:00pm on the dot comes along and we all come zoooming up to Smiles. It was the first time all 20 of us ever showed up on time for anything. We're all kinda standing in the parking lot, wondering who's gonna make the first move to go in... when the secretary (her name was Jillian) comes walking out of the bushes. she had totally duped us... she didnt work there at all, but at least had the face to show up and say it herself. but anyway while we were there we figured we might as well go in anyway lol. she came in too and bought us all lapdances, rofl. we later found out that the cowgirl (who happened to be like the only really good looking one) didnt even like guys lol. so anyway, we all get our lapdances... of course I tried to escape mine, but my friends wouldnt let me get out of it. i have to say though, she smelled really good... kinda this strawberry scent... so i thought i'd be polite and tell her she smelled good. all she responded with was "i try." my friends got a big kick out of that later on though. so yeah, if i did, you should do it toooo! btw before that, only kate (dave's sister) knew that story but probably forgot it cuz she was kinda tipsy when i told her that. but alas, now everyone knows so i used to work an operations building in the center of 5 camps. in the building they had a warehouse full of camp-like supplies (magic markers, snorkels, megaphones, hershey’s chocolate, and megaphones). in this warehouse were mostly guys, and the girls who worked there kinda resembled guys anyway (mostly).

there’s this new secretary, really pretty good looking, ya know. however we were always so busy in the back that we’d hardly pay attention to her. so she kept trying to get our attention and failing… so one day on her way out she was like “yeah I’ve got the early shift at Smiles tonight” and walked away. our mouths (since we were all guys) dropped, as Smiles is a local strip club here. so we’re talking and we all decide that we’re all gonna go and see her strip, lolol. believe me though, i was one of the last ones to join in on the idea–but the peer pressure finally got to me.

so 8:00pm on the dot comes along and we all come zoooming up to Smiles. It was the first time all 20 of us ever showed up on time for anything. We’re all kinda standing in the parking lot, wondering who’s gonna make the first move to go in… when the secretary (her name was Jillian) comes walking out of the bushes. she had totally duped us… she didnt work there at all, but at least had the face to show up and say it herself.

but anyway while we were there we figured we might as well go in anyway lol. she came in too and bought us all lapdances, rofl. we later found out that the cowgirl (who happened to be like the only really good looking one) didnt even like guys lol. so anyway, we all get our lapdances… of course I tried to escape mine, but my friends wouldnt let me get out of it. i have to say though, she smelled really good… kinda this strawberry scent… so i thought i’d be polite and tell her she smelled good. all she responded with was “i try.” my friends got a big kick out of that later on though.

so yeah, if i did, you should do it toooo!

btw before that, only kate (dave’s sister) knew that story but probably forgot it cuz she was kinda tipsy when i told her that. but alas, now everyone knows

]]> by: Al http://www.thechoad.com/2006/08/28/episode-10-addicted-to-porn/#comment-1728 Tue, 29 Aug 2006 00:20:30 -0400 http://www.thechoad.com/2006/08/28/episode-10-addicted-to-porn/#comment-1728 OMG!!! That's fantastic!!! :eek: That was really sneaky of Jillian though! :erm: OMG!!! That’s fantastic!!! :eek:

That was really sneaky of Jillian though! :erm:

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