Womb Feelings
By DaveHello this Dave….I know…..i never do this!!! I just thought i would say hello to everyone and hope they have had a lovely but somewhat werid weekend…just like me. Everyone went out last night for my brothers girlfriend birthday and it was great.
Details are a little shakey, as am I, on actually what happened but i came away from it with a lovely sense of well being. No girls, no big story, just a smile. The night was like most nights, alittle drink, dancing and conversations that would put politicians to shame. With my friends and a few people i still have no idea their names, we put the world to rights. I know people have nights like this and i know people have done the same but they didnt have Al, sober, watching and wondering how he came to be in the presence of the stupidest people on the face of the planet. I think he is now scared of us and the way we bust moves on the wooden and really sticky dancefloor.
Never do the moonwalk when the floor wont let you go. I swear my ass hurts so much because i fell over more times then the guy who hadn’t figured out that the war actually took his legs.
But it didnt stop there, oh no, it went on all night and didnt really stop there. Got home, after a few takeaway staff got abuse by yours truely….dont ask, still dont know why it took 40 mins for a pizza to get made. (i have a problem with slow food). Got home and found myself curled up in the fetal position on my brothers floor. I felt so safe, warm and…re-dic-u-lus. But i didnt care, I, in my head, felt like i was back in womb. Again, no idea why i left that place. Free food, no bills and mostly like a comfortable place to sleep. Anyway, during this moment of sheer happy feelings, i was told that i was mounted,spooned, and pretty much abused like a romanian monkey with a little red hat.
NOTE TO SELF: DONT FALL ASLEEP AROUND DRUNK PEOPLE, THEY ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED!!!!
The point Im trying to make is that Al and I are way to wasted to actually do a show tonight and i am sorry to all 3 of our fans. I swear tomorrow we will do something special for you guys, if i can actually get all this markpen off my face…….Goodnight everybody.
September 10th, 2006 at 11:02 pm
oooOOooo Al wasted, that i gotta see - and take advantage of
HI AQ
September 11th, 2006 at 5:28 am
PICS!
September 11th, 2006 at 9:02 am
By “wasted”, Dave meant “shattered”. We literally had no energy after the weekend, hehe.
And sorry Justin, but there aren’t any pictures I’m afraid.
September 11th, 2006 at 6:34 pm
booooo
and oh yeah… 40 min for a pizza is definitely unacceptable! wth were they thinking……….
September 11th, 2006 at 8:18 pm
It WASN’T 40 minutes for a pizza! I had to argue with him about this repeatedly but he still sticks by it being 40 minutes.
Basically, what happened was that Dave and Chris were sharing a large pizza and a bucket of chicken and I ordered a 9″ pizza. My pizza arrived and Dave said “You should eat that whilst we’re waiting” because we’d just been told that the chicken was fresh and we’d have to wait 10 minutes for it to be cooked. Which is fair enough. Then as I finish my first slice Dave says “You should save it”. But I couldn’t, so I kept on eating. But then he started taking slices but I’m not one to argue so let him. He had more of my tiny 9″ pizza than I did. I effectively had a 4″ pizza.
Anyway, 15 minutes after the order, their order arrives. It wasn’t 40 minutes - he was just drunk and couldn’t tell the time. Sober boy here knows the truth. He had pizza whilst he waited 15 minutes, so it wasn’t as bad as he makes out. True, 5 minutes longer than we were told but in fairness to them, they were very busy.
He was just so adamant that it took 45 minutes to an hour! I’m just glad that he’s at least been willing to compromise and bring it down to 40 minutes….
September 11th, 2006 at 8:25 pm
What a penis Dave is.
Only some kinda homo would do that.
October 11th, 2006 at 8:26 pm
Dave is the man………. THE MAN. Not that he needs this. I know who you are Dave!!! and you Al… don’t think you got away with it.