I had an epiphany this morning…

…Surely Alcoholics Anonymous (and other anonymous societies) aren’t very anonymous if people are just gonna stand up and introduce themselves, like someone going “Hi, my name’s Steve and I’m an alcoholic, except for weekends when I’m an alcoholic named Barbara”.

I also think that rabies isn’t something to be sneered at […]

It’s mornings like today’s that make me think that life hates me. Well, not only that it hates me but that it likes to play tricks on me like how Santa’s elves slowly inject pig fat into his stomach whilst he sleeps.

This morning I woke up insanely early and was able to, in a […]

If you haven’t read Dave’s latest post yet then you should do - as he’s planning on writing the concluding part to his tragic tale. That is, if he has the energy.

Dave’s getting shattered from his new job. Since starting, he’s only been able to come up with one single insult a night […]

…first and second of all, I’ve never been on one or even get involved with the cops…because of someone else……without my lawyer present….or that no animals were involved….getting lost????? Me too!!! Guess what I’ll do for you, ill start at the beginning.

As you know, i use to be a slut. The keywords i want […]

Shortly after getting into work today, my supervisor received an email from some biking association saying that she’d been on a bike ride with them 4 years previously and were wanting permission to use her picture in their new brochure.

Her picture took up the entire front cover.

And she looks fat.

Which kinda helped her to fill […]