http://www.thechoad.com/2007/03/12/humper-to-bumper/ The Chronicles of a Dumbass · The Choad Show: Experience the Choad Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:59:21 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.thechoad.com/2007/03/12/humper-to-bumper/#comment-2467 Lea Thu, 15 Mar 2007 16:19:42 +0000 http://www.thechoad.com/2007/03/12/185/#comment-2467 do you think he talks dirty to his cars? he must have one he likes to tie up and whip. dont ya think? do you think he talks dirty to his cars? he must have one he likes to tie up and whip. dont ya think?

]]> http://www.thechoad.com/2007/03/12/humper-to-bumper/#comment-2464 Al Wed, 14 Mar 2007 13:24:17 +0000 http://www.thechoad.com/2007/03/12/185/#comment-2464 Well he did say he had a girlfriend. And she's probably used to faking orgasms, so... stands to reason that she'd be the one revving the engine. Well he did say he had a girlfriend. And she’s probably used to faking orgasms, so… stands to reason that she’d be the one revving the engine.

]]> http://www.thechoad.com/2007/03/12/humper-to-bumper/#comment-2463 Lea Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:54:28 +0000 http://www.thechoad.com/2007/03/12/185/#comment-2463 so he actually has a friend hiding in the car revving the engine making him think that he is giving the car a pleasurable time? so he actually has a friend hiding in the car revving the engine making him think that he is giving the car a pleasurable time?

]]> http://www.thechoad.com/2007/03/12/humper-to-bumper/#comment-2462 Al Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:00:47 +0000 http://www.thechoad.com/2007/03/12/185/#comment-2462 Maybe he bases it on the purr of the engine? So once it reaches a certain pitch.... Maybe he bases it on the purr of the engine? So once it reaches a certain pitch….

]]> http://www.thechoad.com/2007/03/12/humper-to-bumper/#comment-2461 justin Tue, 13 Mar 2007 21:07:51 +0000 http://www.thechoad.com/2007/03/12/185/#comment-2461 yeah good point lea... his story is a bit one sided ;) yeah good point lea… his story is a bit one sided

]]> http://www.thechoad.com/2007/03/12/humper-to-bumper/#comment-2459 Lea Tue, 13 Mar 2007 16:41:05 +0000 http://www.thechoad.com/2007/03/12/185/#comment-2459 lol poor cars, I wonder if he can be prosecuted for non-consensual sex with a car. And how does he know if he's a good lover? lol poor cars, I wonder if he can be prosecuted for non-consensual sex with a car. And how does he know if he’s a good lover?

]]> http://www.thechoad.com/2007/03/12/humper-to-bumper/#comment-2458 justin Tue, 13 Mar 2007 14:17:50 +0000 http://www.thechoad.com/2007/03/12/185/#comment-2458 wow lots of stuff in this one. weird news btw! The most disturbing part was that he noticed human qualities in cars...like wth, i dont even know what to think of that. messssssed up, that's for sure. oh, have you ever played the game called Lemmings (old computer game)? That's what I think of whenever I hear that word. =p wow lots of stuff in this one. weird news btw! The most disturbing part was that he noticed human qualities in cars…like wth, i dont even know what to think of that. messssssed up, that’s for sure. oh, have you ever played the game called Lemmings (old computer game)? That’s what I think of whenever I hear that word.

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