If you haven’t read Dave’s latest post yet then you should do – as he’s planning on writing the concluding part to his tragic tale. That is, if he has the energy.

Dave’s getting shattered from his new job. Since starting, he’s only been able to come up with one single insult a night towards me. He simply just does not have the energy to come up with any more.

As far as I can tell, this new job basically entails him trying to sell some kind of machine that deals with compost. After he’s done that, he’s sent home to do research so that he can understand the legislation and everything else about it.

And they’ve given him a free work laptop. It comes complete with biometric security in the form of a thumbprint scanner and he’s named it “Whore”.

I asked him if I could add that to the computer name dialog but he said “no”. For some reason he doesn’t think it would be funny for people at work to find a ‘Whore’ on the network.

Now he forbids me to go near it. I think he’s close to applying for a restraining order so that I can’t come within a certain radius of it.

Which is a shame.

Although in some respects I suppose it’s good that he’s not sharing his whore about…