Location: Bournemouth, UK

As the only member of the team who’s intelligent enough to study for a PhD, Stina is our fantastic Editor. Describing herself as “the ‘token female’ of the site”, her job is to make the rest of the guys look smart intellectual grammatically presentable.

In return, they are bound by an unbreakable oath (punishable by forced attendance of a Justin Bieber concert) wherein they are forbidden from saying anything that casts the wonderfully magnificent Stina in a negative light. She, on the other hand, has been granted full reign to describe her peers in whatever way she pleases.

Stina was created in Manchester by Cylon overlords. At the age of 11 she moved down south, where she suffered her way through secondary school (being a nerdy goth does not get you anywhere). She evolved. She rebelled. There are many copies. And she has a plan.

Stina currently studies English at the University of Southampton. This makes her superior to Al and the rest of the team, as her grasp of spelling and grammar is somewhat better. Or maybe it’s just the fact that she can make really good zombie cupcakes?

Regardless, studying has been a mainstay of Stina’s life for the last 5 years (but who’s counting?) and her ultimate aim is to become a lecturer.

She is currently researching into contemporary monsters and religion for her PhD. She writes a blog around the subject, called Playing God With Monsters.

She’s also into poetry, homicidal themed comics and cartoons, and yet she can’t stomach the jumpy moments in horror movies.

Should you ever meet her in person, there is one important thing that you must never forget; the best way to get on her good side is to buy her some Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups.