alSo you’re new here, huh? Wondering what on earth this site is all about? Put simply; The Choad: Chronicles of a Dumbass is an online blog with no specific subject matter. (Does that help?)

Originally starting out as a record of the exceedingly clumsy nature of Al [pictured left], the site was re-launched in 2012 with a whole team of writers. We revel in the entertaining variety of subjects that we talk about; from the latest events in the world to the geek-centric, the weird and the bizarre.

The Choad Show

This site is also host to The Choad Show – a 45 minute improvised talk show where anything goes. Season 2 is currently in pre-production. We hope to be back on-the-air in the first quarter of 2012, featuring new co-hosts and new music from some great artists.

So stay tuned…

The Bears Outside

Mortal enemies of Al, the bears outside are his nemesis. Make no mistake, these are no ordinary bears. They are hidden. They are waiting. And they are outside.

Al has sworn an oath to the Lords of Kobol that he will rid the world of these bears. He does so only to protect us all from their maniacal tyranny and to thwart their evil plans for world domination. Because he cares.

A Word From Our Founder

Callipygian.

Made in the UK

This website (due to reasons beyond our control) is made in the United Kingdom – or as it is more commonly known; “The UK”.

In the UK people speak English. This is not to be confused with American English.* This is British English, fresh from England. It’s the real deal.**

So where is this Kingdom which doth be United?

Well thanks to the marvels of modern technology, we are able to provide you with a map which shows you the exact location of the UK;

Reveal the advanced mapping technology »

We are here

So please do stop by if you happen to be passing on your way to Risa.

Dizzy Tissue Studios

A collaboration between Al and Trev, Dizzy Tissue Studios is the creative umbrella from which The Choad and The Choad Show operate. There are a whole host of other projects on the way, so please check out our other stuff at www.DizzyTissue.com.

Special Thanks

We would like to thank the following people for their contributions and support during the final stage of the site’s development in 2011;

* That being said, one of our team members [Dave] is American and uses American English.
In addition; Al [even though he's British] has had so many American influences in his life [thanks in part to Dave] that he often interchanges between the two. He still maintains however / insists that “Soccer” is a British term.

** To be fair there are a lot of people in England who can’t even speak English. But then again, that’s assuming that you count Chavs as “people”.