OMG, what’s this? A new post?!? My word, this is a surprise, isn’t it?

“What does this mean?” I hear you asking. “I don’t see anything different… has he given up updating the site?”

Quite the contrary. In fact, I’ve been busily working on it and it won’t be too long before it’s […]

I’ve gotten back from holiday. It was awesome. I’ve decided though not to post anything on here for a little bit though as this will enable me to finally get a lot of technical repairs done to the site, along with a minor facelift. So expect all new features as mentioned in […]

I had an epiphany this morning…

…Surely Alcoholics Anonymous (and other anonymous societies) aren’t very anonymous if people are just gonna stand up and introduce themselves, like someone going “Hi, my name’s Steve and I’m an alcoholic, except for weekends when I’m an alcoholic named Barbara”.

I also think that rabies isn’t something to be sneered at […]

It’s mornings like today’s that make me think that life hates me. Well, not only that it hates me but that it likes to play tricks on me like how Santa’s elves slowly inject pig fat into his stomach whilst he sleeps.

This morning I woke up insanely early and was able to, in a […]

If you haven’t read Dave’s latest post yet then you should do - as he’s planning on writing the concluding part to his tragic tale. That is, if he has the energy.

Dave’s getting shattered from his new job. Since starting, he’s only been able to come up with one single insult a night […]