It’s mornings like today’s that make me think that life hates me. Well, not only that it hates me but that it likes to play tricks on me like how Santa’s elves slowly inject pig fat into his stomach whilst he sleeps.

This morning I woke up insanely early and was able to, in a […]

If you haven’t read Dave’s latest post yet then you should do - as he’s planning on writing the concluding part to his tragic tale. That is, if he has the energy.

Dave’s getting shattered from his new job. Since starting, he’s only been able to come up with one single insult a night […]

Shortly after getting into work today, my supervisor received an email from some biking association saying that she’d been on a bike ride with them 4 years previously and were wanting permission to use her picture in their new brochure.

Her picture took up the entire front cover.

And she looks fat.

Which kinda helped her to fill […]

Last night I went with a very tired Dave to see ‘Little Shop of Horrors’ being performed at the school I work at. It was actually very funny with some excellent performances. Dave was seriously freaking out though because he hasn’t slept much recently.

The school I work at is the same school that […]

Okay, so again, I’m not wanting you guys to get the impression that TheChoad.com has been reduced to a record of dreams, but I’ve got to say what happened this morning.

First of all, my alarm went off. At that moment, in my semi conscious/unconscious state, the first thing to pop into my head was […]