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Great Scott! We’re Back (aka ‘Apologies for Doing a Duke Nukem’)

By Al - January 28th, 2012 News & Updates

"...it won't be too long before it's all up and running." - Al, June 28th 2007 Four and a half years later and here we are, re-opening out virtual doors with the site I had always planned on creating all those years ago. For those of you were visitors of the original site; ...

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The Choad 2 – Coming Soon…

By Al - June 28th, 2007 News & Updates

OMG, what's this? A new post?!? My word, this is a surprise, isn't it? "What does this mean?" I hear you asking. "I don't see anything different... has he given up updating the site?" Quite the contrary. In fact, I've been busily working on it and it won't ...

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Just a quickie

By Al - April 18th, 2007 News & Updates

I've gotten back from holiday. It was awesome. I've decided though not to post anything on here for a little bit though as this will enable me to finally get a lot of technical repairs done to the site, along with a minor facelift. So expect all ...

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Alcoholics Anonymous

By Al - March 20th, 2007 General

I had an epiphany this morning... ...Surely Alcoholics Anonymous (and other anonymous societies) aren't very anonymous if people are just gonna stand up and introduce themselves, like someone going "Hi, my name's Steve and I'm an alcoholic, except for weekends when I'm an alcoholic named Barbara". I also think that rabies isn't ...

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Subconsciousness is a Bitch

By Al - March 19th, 2007 General

It's mornings like today's that make me think that life hates me. Well, not only that it hates me but that it likes to play tricks on me like how Santa's elves slowly inject pig fat into his stomach whilst he sleeps. This morning I woke up insanely early and ...

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Dave’s New Job

By Al - March 14th, 2007 General

If you haven't read Dave's latest post yet then you should do - as he's planning on writing the concluding part to his tragic tale. That is, if he has the energy. Dave's getting shattered from his new job. Since starting, he's only been able to come up with ...

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Humper to Bumper

By Al - March 12th, 2007 General

Shortly after getting into work today, my supervisor received an email from some biking association saying that she'd been on a bike ride with them 4 years previously and were wanting permission to use her picture in their new brochure. Her picture took up the entire front cover. And she looks fat. Which ...

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