…first and second of all, I’ve never been on one or even get involved with the cops…because of someone else……without my lawyer present….or that no animals were involved….getting lost????? Me too!!! Guess what I’ll do for you, ill start at the beginning.

As you know, i use to be a slut. The keywords i want […]

Hello this Dave….I know…..i never do this!!! I just thought i would say hello to everyone and hope they have had a lovely but somewhat werid weekend…just like me. Everyone went out last night for my brothers girlfriend birthday and it was great.

Details are a little shakey, as am I, on actually what happened […]

Hello everyone, my name is Dave. Before we start our little relationship online i would first like to say “Peanutbutterpumphernickleweinstein”. Now that that is out of the way, we can begin.

As I try to keep up with Al’s level of …..of….imaganation, i would like to say that things are going to be a little stranger […]