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Alcoholics Anonymous

By Al - March 20th, 2007 General

I had an epiphany this morning... ...Surely Alcoholics Anonymous (and other anonymous societies) aren't very anonymous if people are just gonna stand up and introduce themselves, like someone going "Hi, my name's Steve and I'm an alcoholic, except for weekends when I'm an alcoholic named Barbara". I also think that rabies isn't ...

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Subconsciousness is a Bitch

By Al - March 19th, 2007 General

It's mornings like today's that make me think that life hates me. Well, not only that it hates me but that it likes to play tricks on me like how Santa's elves slowly inject pig fat into his stomach whilst he sleeps. This morning I woke up insanely early and ...

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Dave’s New Job

By Al - March 14th, 2007 General

If you haven't read Dave's latest post yet then you should do - as he's planning on writing the concluding part to his tragic tale. That is, if he has the energy. Dave's getting shattered from his new job. Since starting, he's only been able to come up with ...

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Me, A Rock, Saddam, And A Hard Place

By Dave - March 12th, 2007 General

...first and second of all, I've never been on one or even get involved with the cops...because of someone else......without my lawyer present....or that no animals were involved....getting lost????? Me too!!! Guess what I'll do for you, ill start at the beginning. As you know, i use to be a ...

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Humper to Bumper

By Al - March 12th, 2007 General

Shortly after getting into work today, my supervisor received an email from some biking association saying that she'd been on a bike ride with them 4 years previously and were wanting permission to use her picture in their new brochure. Her picture took up the entire front cover. And she looks fat. Which ...

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Nugget + Bucket = Nuggetbucket

By Al - March 9th, 2007 General, News & Updates

Last night I went with a very tired Dave to see 'Little Shop of Horrors' being performed at the school I work at. It was actually very funny with some excellent performances. Dave was seriously freaking out though because he hasn't slept much recently. The school I work at ...

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“Vel-ahh Man-when-ehz”

By Al - March 2nd, 2007 General

Okay, so again, I'm not wanting you guys to get the impression that TheChoad.com has been reduced to a record of dreams, but I've got to say what happened this morning. First of all, my alarm went off. At that moment, in my semi conscious/unconscious state, the first thing to ...

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