Mr car Tilt is a 1994 Rover Metro 1.1s. To those that don’t know much about cars (such as myself), that means that it’s white, old, small, and not very powerful. I’ve asked a few friends what they think Tilt’s top speed is. Most say it’s somewhere between 70-80mph, perhaps 85mph tops […]

So there we go - Dave’s finally here - and it’s about bloody time lol! He’s great, he’s fantastic, and ladies - he’s single!

Tilt’s been through some hard deals recently. He got pretty muddy after a few trips on the motorway (bloody lorries) so I took him to a car wash. IT […]

I’ve just got back from seeing Ross Noble’s ‘Randomist’ tour. The show was FRIGGIN HILARIOUS from the moment he emerged from a big inflatable splodge right up until the very end!!! That dude is one of the most awesome comedians ever - his sense of timing and random humour and improvisation and basically […]

If there are any reports of my death then they’ve been greatly exaggerated. Unless of course they say that I’m alive, in which case they’re pretty accurate. But then again, it wouldn’t be a report of a death would it? Unless someone died. Or maybe if I’ve stepped on, and killed […]

Well today’s been hectic trying to get Tilt sorted and I’m not even through half the day. This morning I got up early - rediculously early. Then I drove Tilt down to Kwik Fit, as I figured that seeing as you can’t get quicker than a Kwik Fit fitter, that they might be […]