hi jim

hey al

I'm scared

not "arrghhh I'm going to die" scared, just... "that's not right" scared

how are you?

y?

Did I tell you about the Jedi Printer?

no wats that?

You know how I've taken over from the
technician cos he's not shown up for two months? (He got sent the
'You're fired!' letter yesterday too apparently). Well I'm worried
about what it's doing to me cos I dreamt last night that I'd deleted
the Jedi Printer off the network and everyone got pissed.

Wtf exactly is a Jedi Printer?!? In the dream it was obvious like some printer that was powered entirely by the force or something - but this is obviously what I get for going on chatrooms in the evening and then finding everyone's talking about Star Wars. Stupid Episode III....

lmao

Anyway, this morning it got worse! Every morning my conscious is in a battle with my subconscious.

i'd chill

My subconscious tries to trick me into staying asleep in bed whilst my conscious tries to wake up.

This morning for instance, my conscious won - but I'm worried about how exactly... it was, shall we say... 'not normal'

y's that?

All my videos and dvds on my shelf got replaced by my subconscious to UESN space videos (United Earth Stellar Navy... it's a sad pathetic Star Trek thing where it was what was set up before Starfleet... nothing too interesting) and yet those videos got me excited. I don't think I'd have been that excited if this wasn't a dream

Then when I wanted my movies, my awesome cool movies back and to wake up for work - my subconscious told me that I was ill and dying. Which was nice.

lovely

lol

And then a load of other stuff happened (all blah-de-blah arguing etc), and then I won by randomly using the phrase "Well that's okay cos I slept with you and now you have aids. Ha!" and I woke up.

krikey

I was so chuffed - dead proud of myself for sleeping with and giving my subconscious aids...!

u'r odd mr al!

So for a whole ten minutes I was awake and jumping around my room proclaiming my victory until I woke up enough to comprehend what I had just said....

It was only then that I realised exactly how f**ked up that was. :(

lol

What's worse... my subconscious is my phone

My alarm on it wakes me up (not enough obviously) and I hit the snooze and so it keeps going off

and everytime it's like my subconscious is calling me to have a go

I'm not sure, but I think I might have been talking into my phone when I told my subconscious I'd given it aids

:S

It was on the phone that I received the angry call about deleting the Jedi Printer

:(

thats a totally weird way 2 get up in the morning mr al

It's been similar stuff like that every day for the past couple of weeks

But I think they're getting weirder and weirder

kk

So you see what I mean about "that's not right" kind of scared?

Anyways... how are you?