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	<description>The Chronicles of a Dumbass (or as it\'s more commonly known; \"The Choad\") is an insight into the random minds of Al Berry &#038; Dave Guymer.They\'re random, not what you\'d call \"normal\" but most of all, they\'ll make you glad you\'re still you.</description>
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		<itunes:summary>The Chronicles of a Dumbass (or as it's more commonly known; "The Choad") is an insight into the random minds of Al Berry &amp; Dave Guymer.They're random, not what you'd call "normal" but most of all, they'll make you glad you're still you.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>The Choad 2 - Coming Soon&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.thechoad.com/2007/06/28/the-choad-2-coming-soon/</link>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 18:19:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OMG, what's this?  A new post?!?  My word, this is a surprise, isn't it?

"What does this mean?" I hear you asking.  "I don't see anything different... has he given up updating the site?"

Quite the contrary.  In fact, I've been busily working on it and it won't be too long before it's [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just a quickie</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2007 19:29:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Al</dc:creator>

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		<description><![CDATA[I've gotten back from holiday.  It was awesome.  I've decided though not to post anything on here for a little bit though as this will enable me to finally get a lot of technical repairs done to the site, along with a minor facelift.  So expect all new features as mentioned in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alcoholics Anonymous</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:25:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Al</dc:creator>

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		<description><![CDATA[I had an epiphany this morning...

...Surely Alcoholics Anonymous (and other anonymous societies) aren't very anonymous if people are just gonna stand up and introduce themselves, like someone going "Hi, my name's Steve and I'm an alcoholic, except for weekends when I'm an alcoholic named Barbara".

I also think that rabies isn't something to be sneered at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Subconsciousness is a Bitch</title>
		<link>http://www.thechoad.com/2007/03/19/subconsciousness-is-a-bitch/</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2007 15:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Al</dc:creator>

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		<description><![CDATA[It's mornings like today's that make me think that life hates me.  Well, not only that it hates me but that it likes to play tricks on me like how Santa's elves slowly inject pig fat into his stomach whilst he sleeps.

This morning I woke up insanely early and was able to, in a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dave&#8217;s New Job</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 22:01:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Al</dc:creator>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you haven't read Dave's latest post yet then you should do - as he's planning on writing the concluding part to his tragic tale.  That is, if he has the energy.

Dave's getting shattered from his new job.  Since starting, he's only been able to come up with one single insult a night [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Me, A Rock, Saddam, And A Hard Place</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 21:44:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>

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		<description><![CDATA[...first and second of all, I've never been on one or even get involved with the cops...because of someone else......without my lawyer present....or that no animals were involved....getting lost????? Me too!!! Guess what I'll do for you, ill start at the beginning. 

As you know, i use to be a slut. The keywords i want [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Humper to Bumper</title>
		<link>http://www.thechoad.com/2007/03/12/humper-to-bumper/</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 21:23:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Al</dc:creator>

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		<description><![CDATA[Shortly after getting into work today, my supervisor received an email from some biking association saying that she'd been on a bike ride with them 4 years previously and were wanting permission to use her picture in their new brochure.

Her picture took up the entire front cover.

And she looks fat.

Which kinda helped her to fill [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nugget + Bucket = Nuggetbucket</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:43:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Al</dc:creator>

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		<description><![CDATA[Last night I went with a very tired Dave to see 'Little Shop of Horrors' being performed at the school I work at.  It was actually very funny with some excellent performances.  Dave was seriously freaking out though because he hasn't slept much recently.

The school I work at is the same school that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Vel-ahh Man-when-ehz&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.thechoad.com/2007/03/02/vel-ahh-man-when-ehz/</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:12:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Al</dc:creator>

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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, so again, I'm not wanting you guys to get the impression that TheChoad.com has been reduced to a record of dreams, but I've got to say what happened this morning.

First of all, my alarm went off.  At that moment, in my semi conscious/unconscious state, the first thing to pop into my head was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And You Thought Toilets Were Safe</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:52:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Al</dc:creator>

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		<description><![CDATA[At the risk of turning this blog into a record of my dreams, I've been having nothing but weird dreams lately - Many of them involving such weird things as actor Rob LaBelle as a con artist on a beach who manages to make people believe that when someone's stood on a small stage he's [...]]]></description>
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