That’s right, this website (due to reasons beyond our control) is made in the United Kingdom, or as it is more commonly known; “The UK”.

In the UK people speak English. This is not to be confused with American English. This is British English, fresh from England. It’s the real deal.

So then why on earth don’t both Dave and Al speak Real English?

Well that’s quite simple really.

Al is British. Dave is American. Al & Dave spend a lot of time together. As a result Al has picked up a lot of American whilst Dave has become a little bit dumber.

To be honest, there are a lot of people in England who can’t speak English. But then again, most chavs don’t really count as people. The semi-chavs and would-be chavs do, sort-of, but the hardcore chavs… Nah, they definately don’t.

So where is this Kingdom which doth be United?

Well thanks to the marvels of modern technology, we are able to provide a map which shows the exact location of the UK;

So should you be passing through at any point, please do stop by and say “hello”. Who knows, maybe if you’re timing is good you might even appear in an episode of ‘The Choad Show’?